Graham Clarke shared his poem on St Eanswythe at our 2016 AGM.
St Eanswythe was the granddaughter of Saxon King Ethelbert of Kent. She built the first nunnery
in England at Folkestone. While the building work was in progress one of the carpenters cut too much off one of the main beams. The legend is that she lengthened the beam by the power of prayer alone. The little church in Brenzett on the Romney Marsh is dedicated to her. She is a Kentish heroine for us all.
On Beam Ends in Folkestone
Her grandad was King Ethelbert, King Ethelbert of Kent
Young Eanswythe down to Folkestone town with building plans was sent
The nunnery that had been planned would be the first in the land
“A holy place is what we need, so make this job your mission
Don’t worry what the council says you’ve got my permission
Saxon craftsmen on this job when about your task
Follow plans most carefully, that is all I ask.”
So the building work began following the holy plan
Till one boy cut a beam too short and by the foreman he was caught
“I told you cut it ten foot four, you’ve cut off fourteen inches more!
You’re really the most useless bloke, that beam was very pricey oak
Don’t try to blame it on the saw, and don’t tell me your eyesight’s poor.”
This now reached our Good Lady’s ear, she told the poor lad “Do not fear.”
“Go and have a cup of tea, leave the sorting out to me.”
While men went off to get their teas, Eanswythe got down on her knees
No-one knows what happened quite on that blessed building site
For whan they came back through the door, the beam had grown to ten foot four
Proper length, perfect fit, the beam had grown the missing bit
“Good Lord we can’t see how that’s done, she’s done a miracle our nun.”
“Saints alive,” the workmen said, the foreman stared and scratched his head
So carpenters when cutting planks, to Eanswythe offer humble thanks
Then should you make a slight mistake pray Eanswythe might her mercy take
But not if you use saws electric. And by the way she don’t do metric.
© Graham Clarke 2016
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November 21st 2016